zeldathemes
and yet:
what if knowledge were delicious?
aka roseandthebeast

lawful neutral slytherclaw earthbender. Excessively multifandom: Teen Wolf, Hannibal, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Pacific Rim, Welcome to Night Vale, Almost Human, Spartacus, and Scandal, Stoker. users online

  #sheriff stilinski    #RUDE    #teen wolf    #stiles stilinski  

izzygnosis replied to your post: minor fyi

I like the phrase “seestra” it makes me feel mystical. Like seer, siesta, and sister all at once.

I like it. I mostly meant it in the Orphan Black sense, but I’m not sure which of us is the junkie drifter and which is the sociopath.

  #izzygnosis    #replyreplyreply    #just kidding    #I KNOW  

minor fyi

I am headed out for the weekend to be with my favorite seestra izzygnosis! afterwards I might be leaving my computer behind there to be fixed, in which case I won’t have one for a while, as my mother has also temporarily taken my iPad. my queue is full up, and I will be able to get on the computer at work, more than likely, but don’t be too surprised if you don’t hear from me via tumblr! HUGS AND KISSES I EXPECT A BILLION MORE PICTURES OF BAZZY STAN FOR MY RETURN.

  #psa    #about me  
2 : moaning the other’s name and the pairing is sterek!! *-*

Anonymous

halfhardtorock:

"I can’t stand listening to them! Shut up!" Jackson shouts from upstairs, which is followed by Scott’s sharp, irritated growl.

From where’s he chained, writhing in pain in the basement, Derek can hear Stiles. Somewhere upstairs, probably in his bedroom.

His skin sets fire again, makes him bare his fangs with a long snarl. Stiles in his bed, all wrapped up in blankets that are heavy with his wolf scent. Stiles needing him. Needing.

Derek, the kid cries out again, voice getting thin and reedy with how long he’s been yelling for him.

Derek pulls on the chains sharply. Wants to breed the kid so badly he’s already showing his knot, already spurting a mess all over himself, potent with his heat drive.

His whole body strains against the chains, rattling them, making them creak with his strength. But he can’t get free. So he just starts howling again, calling for him. Stiles.

He drifts off in exhaustion, wakes to the kid clambering onto his lap, hot and bare skinned, smelling like frustrated orgasms, like the kid’s been wasting his pleasure for hours.

Derek growls, snaps his teeth at him in hunger, tries to break out of the chains on his arms again.

"You have to knot me. Knot me right fucking now," Stiles says, voice broken, tear tracks staining his face. He wraps himself around Derek’s chained body, arches and rolls his asshole right on the head of Derek’s cock like he was made for this, easy and wanton in his teasing. And then he rolls again and sinks right down on Derek’s cock, swallowing him into that silken, greedy heat. Derek gasps and the chains shiver as he takes it.

There’s yelling upstairs and the sound of running and Stiles makes a little upset noise, starts riding himself on Derek’s cock, face pressed to Derek’s throat. “Please, please. Quick—” he begs, whining, clawing up Derek’s shoulders and holding on.

Derek whimpers back, nuzzles Stiles’ ear and starts to come. Good, deep spurts that make his knot fill.

When Scott gets down the stairs, it’s too late. Stiles is tied, smothering Derek close, sobbing a little and shaking with the stretch.

Derek wishes he could rub his back soothingly. Instead he hitches his hips every few seconds, makes them both feel the knot, reminds Stiles over and over that he’s being taken care of, that he’s knotted all good and tight.

Scott stares at them for a long time, mouth in a sharp line.

Derek flashes his eyes at him, nudging Stiles again with a capable flex of his hips.

  #sterek    #teen wolf    #you're a menace    #knotting  

stileslovesderek:

I want you to know I… I feel the same way. 

#if this were a fic i’d name it ‘four times danny didn’t actually have to say i love you and one time he did’

  #UNACCEPTABLE    #hawaii 5-0    #h50  

kahdias:

tv challenge: [5/5] male characters - Julian Sark

  #alias    #julian sark  
annetheviking:

'Trying to make a move just to stay in the game,
I try to stay awake and remember my name,
but everybody’s changing and I don’t feel the same’
(Keane - Everybody’s Changing)
Bucky Barnes - after the fall, before the arm - a frazzled brain, trying to hang on to his last few memories before Hydra erases them.

annetheviking:

'Trying to make a move just to stay in the game,

I try to stay awake and remember my name,

but everybody’s changing and I don’t feel the same’

(Keane - Everybody’s Changing)

Bucky Barnes - after the fall, before the arm - a frazzled brain, trying to hang on to his last few memories before Hydra erases them.

  #wow okay    #bucky barnes    #winter soldier    #the winter soldier  

bluebirdsandink:

Was anyone else a little bit disappointed that the kick ass Lady Counsel Member turned out to be Natasha? Still love Natasha, but for a few glorious seconds, it was awesome to see an older woman come out of nowhere to kick ass. 

  #YEP    #captain america 2  
akafoxxcub:

whereareyouravengers:

agatharights:

hatepig:

agatharights:

crewdlydrawn:

paraxdisepink:

littlewingtodd:

… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…
Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.
BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.
Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…
I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels. 

Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.  

I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.

when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”

I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.
Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.
And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.
Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.
Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.

HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING

akafoxxcub:

whereareyouravengers:

agatharights:

hatepig:

agatharights:

crewdlydrawn:

paraxdisepink:

littlewingtodd:

… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…

Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.

BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.

Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…

I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels. 

Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.  

I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.

when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”

I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.

Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.

And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.

Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.

Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.

HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING

  #WHY    #tony stark    #bucky barnes    #winter soldier  

uglybusiness:

Blue Oyster Cult - Veteran of the Psychic Wars

  #bucky barnes    #winter soldier    #the winter soldier  

jaegermighty replied to your post: anonymous asked:i don’t know abou…

my cousin did this—completely destroyed her wedding dress while having a great fucking time, and then tore it up and turned it into a quilt, which her daughter now sleeps with every night. a++ way to go about it imo

see, that’s totally cool! I think my mom has hers stashed away somewhere, but I’ve certainly never seen it, and neither I nor my sisters could ever possibly wear it - I don’t think we’d want to, personally; the veil came with a little tricorn hat thing, though I will say my mom rocked it in the 80s - so its really just molding away somewhere. I don’t get that.

  #jaegermighty    #I have very few momentos tbh    #replyreplyreply  
i don't know about her but if my mother saw that i ruined my wedding dress like that she would either a) have an immediate heart attack or b) go into a rage unlike anything i have ever seen

Anonymous

this is probably true of my mother too. although, tbh, I will likely a) never be married and b) if I was, probably not in a wedding dress, unless c) I was marrying someone with hella money so I wouldn’t feel so bad about spending so much goddamn cash on a one-day stressful time suck. any lingering ambiguity I had towards weddings was killed at my sister’s, I gotta tell ya.

and that’s kind of why I think the wedding dress story is so cool, like. THEY’RE CRAZY EXPENSIVE. so you can sell it, like my sister did, or keep it preserved forever, which I personally do not understand because I just do not have the pack rat gene. or just. have the absolute best fucking day because it if your big fucking day and get the hem dirty and tattered where everyone you danced with trod all over it, and champagne from the toast, or beer and nachos from watching the football game. go for it.

  #weddings are not my jam    #about me    #replyreplyerply    #Anonymous  

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

I love how they all just accepted and loved on Bruce in this film. He needed them so badly. 

  #avengers    #bruce banner    #natasha romanoff  
Sam, I was wondering: where does the idea of Steve being Catholic come from? Is it canon, fanon, Christianity Is Catholic (TV Tropes)? Some strange combination?

copperbadge:

Mmmm the origins of these things are a mystery. :D 

It’s not canon. In the comics, Steve has never mentioned his denomination, at least that I’m aware of, though he’s very devout in Ults (he and Jan have a fight about him going to church every week, oh my god Steve).

It’s generally accepted that his parents or grandparents were Irish immigrants, though I’m not sure where specifically that comes from — at any rate it was more or less confirmed recently in flashbacks to his childhood (which you should take with a grain of salt because those also retrofit some kind of important elements of his backstory, GDI Remender). Irish Immigrant for most people is shorthand for Irish Catholic, and Steve does seem to carry some rather Catholic-flavoured guilt around with him. 

That said, in the films he’s canonically Protestant — it’s printed on his dog tags (though this is a minor enough detail it may be retconned in future). In 616 he came very close to converting to Judaism when he and Bernie were together, so I’m not sure how much of a damn he gives for religion in general. I mean I’m sure he considers it his duty to protect the right to practice one’s religion without persecution, but he doesn’t seem to be particularly fired up over any given faith. (It’s one reason that “There’s only one god, ma’am” line in Avengers still bothers me.) 

I think there is a certain urge to make Steve Catholic because whatever the reality of the situation, Catholicism is seen in America as being a very historically rooted faith, one that has a certain contact with the past that some other denominations lack. Whether this is true or not, it fits nicely into the narrative of a man whose roots are in the past regardless of his present situation, especially since then you get to (as I did) write Steve being confused and wary about all the changes instituted by Vatican II. 

  #steve rogers    #captain america  

buckysexual:

 (via thisgirlgames)

  #the winter soldier    #winter soldier    #bucky barnes    #accurate